Letter to Raj Thackeray

Mr. Thackeray,
Bah!


Forget it..


Thackeray,


I think you would prefer simple language coz u have always been at the recieving end of every kind of linguistic baton and would not have understood half of what a PROUD UP walahs BIHARIS or even BONGS have hurled at you. Language is something Maharashtrians are terribly weak at (plz, no offence the proud MARATHAS)
I have no qualms against Mumbai or Maharashtrians or any corner of this state. My concern is the fly in the ointment aka 'Raj Thackeray'. I have few questions:

• What are you so proud of?  THAT, u r a maharashtrian? an irritating moth like in ur kingsize family, famous for all wrong reasons (read intimidating dominance; dadagiri/bhaigiri)? controversies u've churned? killed innocents? what???
• Why are you a tinker's damn? an ugly sore-like for most of the people? Why do u think yourself to be God's gift to Maharashtrians? when u have given them regionalism, ugly slums, corruption, insecurity and what not.
• Why are you such a pain in everyone's arse? why don't you MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS? why do u have to hurl venom when u speak? why do u have to comment, when you know shit about the system/people/state?
• why are u not in a mental asylum? why do u have to ruin the lives of sane people?
• why do u have to put Insistence on Marathi signboards for Mumbai shops? do u intend to give the idea that maharastrians, just like u, are thankless good for nothing marathi reading illitrates?? what is that fucking accent thackeray? u think it is cool? it sucks n stinks, just like u.
• why on earth the self proclaimed marathi manoos stick to ur neck like an ugly god damned Albatross and give way to MLA attacks, murdes etc?
• why does ur ultra competitive nature gets a jolt whenever u see a much better looking, much more educated+knowledgable+smart+speaks much better english and nice accent UPites, Biharis and etc?
• why the hell do u think Maharashtrians are better than any other state dweller? Is it Marathi (ugly) MTI (which u can never get rid of) or is it ur bigger and better slums? or is it the growing filth n rag at mumbai?
• why do u think learning marathi is a mandate when we non maharastrians come here? do u swear to make navigation in oh! so brutal here?
• why does every sena worker have to subscribe to assholedom?
• why do u have to flaunt ur thoughts which is hollower than the plot of RGV's movie?
• what do u think mumbai is??????? - SANGHAI?? ur ass.

Pardon my french, but you deserve the odd swearing. Fuck urself Thackeray