I received a text in the morning, which said I have won a free movie ticket for 'Kites'. For sure, the free tickets sounded like another torture coz it reminded me of the sheer wastage (time money and most precious-'saturday').
My great expectations kissed dirt and my fondness for the Greek God started quivering (like his dance) for a reason. The movie hall was not jampacked (pity me, I got the tickets done well in advance on thursday itself). I mean, for fuck's sake- the movie looked like an awful mexican meal of tacos, burritos, relanos and over fried beans. I would have donned a Parsi joint at colaba over the pseudo mexindian mismatch.
Kites enlightened me:
A tribute to kites (for whatevva reason it is) from my side:
If music be the food of love, play on;
That strain again! it had a dying fall:
O, it came o'er my ear like the sweet sound,
That breathes upon a bank of violets,
Stealing and giving odour! Enough; no more:
'Tis not so sweet now as it was before.
My great expectations kissed dirt and my fondness for the Greek God started quivering (like his dance) for a reason. The movie hall was not jampacked (pity me, I got the tickets done well in advance on thursday itself). I mean, for fuck's sake- the movie looked like an awful mexican meal of tacos, burritos, relanos and over fried beans. I would have donned a Parsi joint at colaba over the pseudo mexindian mismatch.
Kites enlightened me:
- What is there in a name? The movie title would have been better if it was Aqua or Oyesters or Mermaids or the Bellini drunk love.
- Mexico, Las Vegas and et al have been robbed of their police officials, law and order makers and officials have been drummed out of army. It is easy like pie to rob a person..fuhhget it rob a bank. Whoa...true, I cross my heart and I swear I learnt that u can easily rob a bank, vehicle and whoosh; when there is muck there is brass!
- You should never ask, is there any dance number in Hrithik's movie? Man, it is as good as asking, Is the Pope Catholic??
- If your dad is filthy rich, runs a casino, murders people you HAVE TO BE an ugly eyesore, brat, useless and wife/gf beating asshole.
- You can be the 'lead actress' in a Bollywood movie, even if- you look like a middle-aged slight wrinkled mother of two, lacklusture, an ill faced humored banter, not taken as 'Darling buds of May' and can't speak/understand hindi+english. The only condition u gotta meet is look anorexic with a lil tanned skin (fit for two piece bikini)
- Chronological events are not necessary. You can start/end anywhere..u can bullshit anytime and mind you audience will keep their pecker up figuring WTF?
- Your salad days are never gone. Cleopatra was wrong when she said gone are my salad days and etcetra. Even after making n number of hits, you can fool around. It is okay to go nutty, eat shit and bull crap later. We are 'so used to loony tunes'.
- Shadow puppets- still in...trust me.
- Drug mafia in Mexico anyday is more powerful than police.
- Passport (Darn, I didn't know was so easy to make).
- Cars, while being transported from one location to the other on an 18 wheeler come equipped with a full tank of gas. Yeah, and the driver won't even NOTICE you if you sneak in with ur girlfriend and zoom out destroying the other laden cars.
- Efficient filmakers do a carte blanche before filming anything. Beware, read reviews and do not (STRICTLY NOT) go for first impression...even when ur hot favorite is singing for the 1st time.
- Never bet ur arse in ur friend's group and say the brand is big, starcast heavy, the film is gonna rock!
A tribute to kites (for whatevva reason it is) from my side:
If music be the food of love, play on;
Give me excess of it, that, surfeiting,
The appetite may sicken, and so die.That strain again! it had a dying fall:
O, it came o'er my ear like the sweet sound,
That breathes upon a bank of violets,
Stealing and giving odour! Enough; no more:
'Tis not so sweet now as it was before.
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