The excerpt is drawn from the funniest questions asked by people and the witty replies by Agony Aunt (AA):
1. "I am taller than my boyfriend. Is this acceptable? Can this be reason for any discord in future?"
AA: Are you tall enough to crap in his hair?
TUT TUT...You are God's sinner
2. "Where do snow men go to dance?
AA: SNOWBALLS, for Christ's sake!
3. "I have been a Twitter and face book addict. "World is a stage and we are players" was my mantra, "To live life fullest" was my dream and I understood "Life is not bed of roses". But Think exist crashed, I get no more stuff to write on my wall as status updates".. sob
AA: whatta Quotation Freak-o-zoid you are..duh
4. " My boy friend likes thin and leggy lass. I feel he is losing interest in me because I sit and blog, eat fries and face book,love eating while surfing the internet. I wish to lose weight since I have become over weight. Is there any way by which I can lose weight without exercising and leaving my computer?" Please help the distressed.
AA: Dear distressed, click the left and right mouse button each 600 times while gulping that can....move your arse from there you couch-potato
