Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Kodachrome Konversation

He: Hey!
She: Hey!

He: You are late again

Twists his smile and gives her a nudge

She: Yeah, I got stuck in the jam. Then called for the elevator and climbing up to floor fifteen took so much time.

Makes an innocent face, nudges back and winks

He: You know the trick, don't you?

Winks back and swiftly turns to stop the door of the elevator.

He: Would have hurt to climb the rooftop eatery. And we won't take a lot of time to climb twenty floors, since you are with me now.

She: You are so mean. So you think I don't come on time.

Gives a semi-angry glance

He: Did I say that?

She: You don't have to, I read it.

Pretends to be angry

He: Why do women read so much?
Hey, I love you

She: Thank you, I don't

He: Really

She: Giggles...Umm How much do you love me

He: Not much..but little more than you

She: You are smart..giggles again..love you

He: Yeah Yeah

At the hotel:

She: The music is good

He: Yeah, I like the older version though

She: I would love to dance on the track with you

He: I would too..
winks again

She: And, what else you wanna do post the dance

He: I wanna have just looked into your beautiful eyes and make love

She: You could have made it more poetic

He: ?? Like, Mills & Boon? Eh
Laughs

He: You are never satisfied. Aren't you?

She: I hate you!
Pouts at him.

He: I know
Smiles

How few things WILL change

I will make the list quick

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Someday :

- Facebookers will realize it is not cool to 'like' status messages about somebody's death/assassination

- Men will finally realize that actual hot women have a life. They read, are smart and having fun isn't the only thing on their mind. Just because Margaret Thatcher has been Britain's fighting spirit, does not mean beauty and brains is a mis match. (Google, rania of jordan; I bet your arse you will have a quick uncontrollable gush of adrenaline)

- People will someday understand the wisecracks up my sleeve

- We will stop LOLing and start laughing heartly

- We will stop watching all the Crappy movies: My name is Khan and I am a lameass actor, shall kiss dirt

- Mumbaikars will realize Myspace on the web is the only space they have.
The rest space is too exorbitantly put and is not affordable

- Foreign tourists (From USA) on visiting Mumbai  will say, Mumbai reminds them of New Orleans, post Katrina

-  News channels will stop making a killing for a change;
They peddle their version of truth under the guise of  media swings, which blatantly turns everything into a trial with remote adherence to matter of fact. And we like lame sheep, eat it all.