Tuesday, April 5, 2011

How few things WILL change

I will make the list quick

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Someday :

- Facebookers will realize it is not cool to 'like' status messages about somebody's death/assassination

- Men will finally realize that actual hot women have a life. They read, are smart and having fun isn't the only thing on their mind. Just because Margaret Thatcher has been Britain's fighting spirit, does not mean beauty and brains is a mis match. (Google, rania of jordan; I bet your arse you will have a quick uncontrollable gush of adrenaline)

- People will someday understand the wisecracks up my sleeve

- We will stop LOLing and start laughing heartly

- We will stop watching all the Crappy movies: My name is Khan and I am a lameass actor, shall kiss dirt

- Mumbaikars will realize Myspace on the web is the only space they have.
The rest space is too exorbitantly put and is not affordable

- Foreign tourists (From USA) on visiting Mumbai  will say, Mumbai reminds them of New Orleans, post Katrina

-  News channels will stop making a killing for a change;
They peddle their version of truth under the guise of  media swings, which blatantly turns everything into a trial with remote adherence to matter of fact. And we like lame sheep, eat it all.

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