confessions of a shopaholic

Finally! a shopaholic's confession is gonna be here, in my blog. i've like, waited for ages to get rid of shopping urge (read attacks) but no ...certainly NO I am not going n joining a community and say-'Hey, it is 5 months now and I have not bought ANYTHING'. this would give me a cardiac arrest or maybe I'll be more in shock than despair.

no, everything is not gall and wormwood about shopping ; and everything is not either up and going. I have had my share of fun, regrets, pain, ecstacy and etcetra for my shop till drop AtTiTuDe.

for, i can tell u when i went completely broke (which happens most of time) and then i call myself belligerantly senile, stone sober and what the deuce???

my shopping (killing) spree went on and is going on

• i went on buying pirated books from JM road, pune. yes i do that umpteen no of times (partially broke situation) and when hell, i cannot afford crossword, landmark n et al. i was telling u that i went on buying the books, coz i liked them, i wanted them all and crap, i was not even left with handful bucks to take an auto ride back home. book'em Danno.
• there was this deadly 'SALE'. i didn't take much cash with me (thinking & assuming) that will make me buy LESS. but, resistance is sooo futile. i had to borrow to buy that scarf, that stole, those lOUvely shoes and so many other things. the thought pattern was - this is a SALE, goddamnit. if u miss it, u will regret + u won't find the similar stuff + and the KILLER- will u pick,what others will drop??
• read my lips, no new taxes on this. some mAAHvelous stuff at storeone. little expensive but no new taxes i told u. i have ruined a lot of my formals. AND, this is not want....THIS IS NEED. yes, u gotcha! nip the 'no shopping' bud here. this ain't shopping anymore.... gee thanks :) and this is how the cookie crumbles
• good grief. am i not supposed to behave like a LADY?? dyn-O-mite...ehehhehehe
• yabba dabba dooo, u silly moo...can't get enough here and this called for some essential, some needful, some requirements and high on priority buying (do not read shopping)

not the end. i am just tired so no conclusion for the above (i can't draw, i believe)