Tuesday, March 16, 2010

He calling He

I could not watch 'karthik calling karthik', but trust me i always wanted to watch it....my friends who saw the movie said that i am saved from the ordeal of insanity if i missed it. i have not watched it so cannot comment particularly on 'karthik calling karthik'.

I have been so involved with the subject psychology n psychotherapy. I wish if movies based on the concept of psychological diseases were made like- 'a beautiful mind', 'primal fear', 'silence of the lambs', '15 park avenue' .....i still can digest 'sangharsh' (coz of psychodelic ashutosh rana) but could not take the other movies showing schizophrenia (i.e. wo lamhe) big time waste!

To understand the intensity of a psychological ailment or disease, one has to understand the roots of disease, the seriousness, the physical as well as mental state of the patient and the raw form.
Here, we watch that even after serious attack of the disease, the patient (main lead, hero/heroin) is wearing make-ups and is dressed to kill..duh
A patient of schizophrenia shows the symtoms of stuttered speech, extremely low self confidence and talks sense once in a blue moon. But the bolywood ishtyle makes them linguistically superb, physically attractive and dramatically so self reliant. Why can't we see the patient like a patient, without the layers of make up concealing the artist. Why can't we get to see more konkonas (in 15 park avenue) who looks so much like a patient that even when she pukes or pees, looks god damn real and hurtful. u start hating the disease n pray that no one should ever get this.

I would not expect bollywood to be experts in psychological diseases or disorders or aberration. But if you make a movie on something, atleast get real.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

My tongue in cheek

How does a woman get her rant off her? (the anger coz of men)

I know there are so many ways but writing about their stupidity ranks whisker ahead than anything under the sun. I have so many things to write, men (if u r reading, plz sit glued) i bet u will enjoy!

They say, they like movies with substance. Yoo hoo..I have seen their laptops loaded with meaningless movies with helluva action, featuring skin without substance..mind u, without substance

They say they love sports. Man! They would watch some stupid cricket, football, rugby blah blah (which they can surely record and then watch later). But they are so lazy to move out coz they have to be a couch potato. Gawd.

They are a great critic to women who takes too much time to look beautiful...takes time in (constructive) shopping and choosing to look good. but, they cannot help if their eyes go split wide open on seeing those gorgeous ladies.

Do something to fight cerebral atrophy plz. You are pathetic at remembering dates, uncanny while expressing, bad at daily chores, pathetic at assisting wives/girlfriends for shopping/movies etc. but vouch for ur gender that 'men are intelligent'... don't know why on earth they call themselves intelligent when they cannot:
  • assist their spouses in the daily chores.
  • handle neighbours, colleagues, on goers, friends, relaives and in laws.
  • handle break ups, serious tiffs and confrontation.
  • handle small kids
  • take care of 'kitchen'
Men, u say u r logical, rational and witty when u require a power point presentation on how to fill ice cube trays..u can't help spilling.
Learn how to locate ur stuffs...basic understanding of finding ur very own things.
You gotta understand there is something called as laundry basket, washing machine, almirah and cupboard.. stop, confusing all the above with 'the floor'

You are so not independent and u say we need u???

Friday, March 5, 2010

To the beautiful rays of hope

Give me your tired and huddled part and I shall soothe
Shed some tears and care to nurture my youth 


I have been forlorn for a while
I have been sans a smile

The morning dew fails to delight me
The springdales have dried in me

I am so tired and suppressed
And my thirst can not be quenched

My plight beckons sympathy and rue
Mirrors the ugliness in you



I am the loved and the clan
I am the father of man

Family berefts and even my dog deserts
The soul feels so feeble yet asserts 

I am your radiance from the sky
I am one of the angels which fly

I deserve the bread you've thrown
I need the sensitivities known

Touch me and I will follow
Guide me and leave the hollow

I promise to be the one
I am also the God's son

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

terror-tales or folktale?

Unfortunately m not very up n going today..have been down with viral from quite some time. and all of us know when we are unwell, we do so many things we have been wanting to do but couldn't coz of no time management, office, work, chores blah blah. Yes, I watched some movies read few things..cud not strain my eyes for long but donno why i chose to watch movies on terrorism, which didn't sound like one.

Guess our indian directors take a lot of pride when they make movies on anything which is anti to the society, the bonhomie and the peace of our mind. my point of writing is why will a director make a kasab inspired movie which leaves no moral message or which does not prove anything. the redundancy kills and mundainity spins in all the flicks made on terrorism.

scene: a young handsome man carrying a backpack is jack of all trades. mind you, he knows how to diffuse a bomb, combat, weapons, art/skills of fights and even romancing a beautiful actress. he can be mushy, knows every art of romanticism and has the power to woo the woman so much that she is truly, madly, deeply in love with him. simultaneously he can be a brutal assassin, indifferent and a sure medicine to kill.
this terrorist wears good, looks good and smells good...duh.

can u take this bullshit??? Gosh the terrorist aka hero has a sob sob story as well....yes, why didn't we rake our brains on - 'why did he become a terrorist?' now his act of terrorism, though, is not justified but u start sympathesizing with him. the ladylove too is lovelorn and distraught...why did this happen to me?

a movie made on terrorism or yet another fable from some darn concept?

i am so dead, people...

KJO, u were okay when u were making kkhh, kank etc etc. this is not ur arsenal, puhleeeezzz....spare us ur insanity of 'think-hard movies'. leave it to the 'baaps' of bollywood..think they will not make a terrorist's tale sound like aesop fable!