Friday, May 17, 2013

Those teeny weeny things

A colleague at work showed me her 20 months daughter’s dress. It was a lovely pink top and white skirt. The cloth was so small that even if I wished it to cover my head it would have left it half uncovered.

It is so natural for parents to revel in the cuteness of their children. They find their never land in those glorious toothless smile. I can only imagine how beautiful it would be to wake up to the smell of babies. The tiny things smell like freshly baked vanilla muffin and they gurgle in your lap.

The Seven Wonders of the World should have also included babies because it is wondrous how they make their parents bask in endless ephemeral happy phase

This post is dedicated to my colleague’s daughter who is cute as bug’s ear!
May lord bless her always

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

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Paddling my own canoe

Last Sunday was fun. I went out with bhai, had a hearty meal at ‘Urban Tadka’. Went to Crosswords, and bought few books. While browsing through the books and reading a few paragraphs from few I realized I am subliminally drawn to SR or Salman Rushdie’s books. I read a lot of books written by him and have thoroughly enjoyed every time I read anything written by him, even if it is a small newspaper column. V doesn’t like SR. He argues that SR’s book lacks content and he just writes longwinded paragraphs, dense phrases and idioms. He doesn’t write about anything, he just writes complicated English. I on the other hand do not agree at all. SR is one of the few things V & I are not on the same page with. I often tell him that saying “SR is not a good author” is like saying the water is not wet.

This time I bought two children’s books which SR wrote. I have started reading ‘Haroun and the Sea of Stories’ and loving it. The ruins of an old city, the allegorical description in the book and the character of young Haroun spews delight.

I also bought ‘Luka and the Fire of Life’, another children’s book by SR and a Lauren Weisberger’s book for guilty pleasure. I love her books also. She writes glamorous books which are ridiculously irresistible. The protagonist has a shiny, glossy, manicured life and carries a quilted leather bag. She wears posh outfits and returns to her musty apartment. She longs for love, wants to create a niche, sometimes feels energized and other times is enervated. She is wild, weird, naïve, juvenile and demented. We find ourselves in some or whole parts of the tale!


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Yesterday I was again alone after two weeks. Bhai left for Nagpur and I came back to my empty apartment again. I closed the door behind me still talking to Ma and assuring her that all is well. Bhai called several times to just chat and I really missed him. Yesterday Dad and I also chatted for long. My Ma & Pa-in law also called to check on me and the telephonic-conversation went on for an hour. I changed, washed and ate while chatting with them. It was 10 in the night when I finally asked my Ma-in law to hang up, take rest and assured I will be fine. I was exhausted. I touched my forehead and felt my palpitations were quivering like some sea animal. I went to my bedroom, changed the sheets, switched on the AC and took this month’s Reader’s digest and read till V pinged, we Skyped for some time. I told him how much I missed him.

I read Reader’s digest and fell asleep while reading something on parental trap with the book in my hand. There was some loud, scratchy song which was playing last night. At half past 12 it stopped, I think then I started to fall asleep. Some pigeons dashed against the Ac at 4 (maybe) and I was jolted with the loud noise. I got up and saw I had some more time to sleep, so switched off  the lights and slept till my maid rang the doorbell at 7.30
You can get tired doing nothing also!







Saturday, May 11, 2013

The Zom-Com Flick - BHWTDMGYNBNF

I am quite happy that I went for 'Go Goa Gone'. It is a fresh whacked out fun from the usual run of mills. The bumbling trio of Hardik (Kunal khemu), Luv (Vir Das) & Bunny (do not know his name) goes for a rave party in a remote island in Goa after they are bored and bummed in their life.

The party and over dose of drugs causes all on 'special drugs' to change into man eating walking deads. Though the TV series 'Walking Dead' is an amazing work on zombies and this movie draws no parallel in terms of anything but still it is worth watching.

The three slobs, a damsel in distress, Luna (who invited the newly dumped Luv to the rave party), the Russian Mafia (saif) and his right hand Nikolai hunt, shoot and slash the zombies. They are in desperate need of leaving the island and heading to Goa but are hounded by zombies everywhere.

The escapades are bone-ticking and the dialogues with lot of cuss stirs laughter riot. Saif is pretty good with his dyed hair, stubble and walk with swagger. He looks promising as the Russian don spewing cuss and cracking the audience. Kunal, Vir Das & Bunny are actually perfect-fit for the roles they've played.

I like it for the hilarious plot, zombies and dialogues. Like everybody would agree - It is perfect humor delivered in gory package!

BHWTDMGYNBNF

Friday, May 10, 2013

Ek this dayan

There was lot of things i would like to improve in the recent film I watched. For starters, the entire second half. The predictable whodunit part in the part after interval took the plot way below the standards set in the first half of the movie.


Bobo (Emraan) is an accomplished clairvoyant and magician who does amusing tricks and is loved by audience; his live-in girlfriend, Tamara (Huma) and Zubin (his soon to be adoptive child) until he starts hallucinating and commits mistake on stage. This also sees the return of Lisa Dutt (Kalki) who has come back from abroad for Bobo. The mystery in the first half is adrenaline gushing and keeps your eyes peeled. Bobo seeks help from a doc and gets visions of a lady called Diana whom his father dated and married. Apparently it turned out she was the dayan (witch) who was responsible for his sister, Misha’s and Father’s death. She was the reason of all misery that struck his family. He sees in his vision that he nicks a part of her braid to take away her evil power and she gets reduced to ashes and promises that she will come back for him. The doc dismisses Bobo’s visions saying it was his imagination but there was definitely more to it than met the eye.

Second half sees the suspicion Bobo has, the accusations he hurls on Lisa and his relationship with Tamara & Zubin. The plot after this point becomes predictable and I felt like I am watching Rosemary’s baby, little twisted.

I liked the movie because the graphics were nice, the first half was gripping and Konkona scared the hell out of me. There was something eerie about her cryptic walk, her glances and the way she knuckles down on the characters she plays. I was impressed!

The movie also came with an afterthought, that power of woman is so incomprehensible like druid’s dribble. It has been said in mythology, urban legends and folk lore. I can think of a line by Wordsworth,

A dancing shape, an image gay,

To haunt, to startle, and waylay

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Today while coming by car-pool to work, I overheard someone talking:

X: “How is Ashiqui 2 (a recently released movie)?”

Y: Yea, ok for one time watch

X: Star cast?

Y: Some Kapoor female is the actress and Vidya Balan’s brother-in-law is the actor

X: Oh nice!

The lead actor is Siddartha Roy Kappor’s (UTV) brother. Siddartha is married to Vidya Balan. And the actress is Shakti Kapoor’s daughter.

Tables are turning for Bollywood it seems!

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Comic Relief:



Read this:




Robert Frost driving on an expressway


“Gee the roads are empty, I will drive uninterrupted.”

“Yeah it will be miles to go miles to go, before I beep”

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Thank God for small mercies!

I thought of a lot of things in the morning of which I would have written today. But I realize, I am left with half chewed words now. So I will write something off the track. I am still restless, my mood is still frigging volatile and I still feel emptiness because V is not here, with me.

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Every night I check face book thinking how people spend spades of time face-booking. The critic in me finds it to be too dreary. Then succumbing to my impatience with face books’ who-did-what, I recourse myself to reading…

Off late I felt I have not being doing intelligent things. I developed this feeling that doing the normal run of the mill stuff will rob me of my rationality. So to ward off the feelings I picked up reading again. These are my sturdy rungs to intellectual redemption.

I watched Packed to the Rafters and was moved again when Julie has tiff with her father and later tells him how she hates it when things are not good between them. It is nice to see these series have characters that are painted in hue similar to ours. And watching them is like watching one act up in different lights.

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Yesterday at work, I wanted to have lemon tea. I was longing for it. Thankfully my floor has a vending machine which has the option of lemon tea. But the moment I pushed the buttons only pale yellow colored water came out. I howled in disappointment and showed the pale yellow water in the cup to the pantry boy. He looked apologetic, checked the machine and showed a sorry face. I went back at my desk cursing Murphy’s Law and Man proposes God disposes absurdity.

Few minutes later the same pantry boy came at my desk and gave me a cup of lemon tea. I looked at him in disbelief.

Me: Ye aap kyu le ke aaye? (Why did you get this for me)

Pantry Boy: Aap dukhi ho gaye the madam, stock se ye flavor mil gaya to le aaya. Ek teaspoon shakkar dala hai isme. (You looked so upset. I could find the flavor in the stock so got it for you. I have added 1 teaspoon sugar to it)

Me (overwhelmed with happiness): Thank you so much :)  (I did not know what to say to this noble soul)

Thank you God for small mercies in life!

Monday, May 6, 2013

Revisiting old books: Catcher in the Rye

Today while reading short stories by Roald Dahl I came across a poignant tale. The crispness of the story reminded me of few excerpts from ‘Catcher in the rye’. It was one of the books I took time to complete but remains etched in my mind and heart. The details of pain cannot be re-written the way Salinger has in this book.


I started to think if it is normal for people to enjoy pain. Or is it fine if they read a painful narration and they like it. I got too drawn when I read Holden’s essay from the book. It gave me the creeps, but I liked it later. I liked the way that essay was written. It was remarkable read.

The character from the book, Holden is the ultimate subject of psycho-analysis. His attitude is weird and his cynicism keeps him distant from everyone.

One particular excerpt, where Holden is supposed to write comprehension about his school-mate, Stradlater is incredible. He begins by writing that he gets crazy describing rooms/houses so he would better write about his younger brother Allie’s baseball mitt.

My brother Allie had this left-handed fielder's mitt. He was left-handed. The thing that was descriptive about it, though, was that he had poems written all over the fingers and the pocket and everywhere, in green ink. He wrote them on it so that he'd have something to read when he was in the field and nobody was up to bat. He's dead now. He got leukemia and died in Maine. You'd have liked him. He was two years younger than I was, but he was about fifty times as intelligent. He was terrifically intelligent. His teachers were always writing letters to my mother, telling her what a pleasure it was having a boy like Allie in their class. And they weren't just shooting the crap. They really meant it. But it wasn't just that he was the most intelligent member in the family. He was also the nicest, in lots of ways. He never got mad at anybody. People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily, but Allie never did, and he had very red hair. I'll tell you what kind of red hair he had. I started playing golf when I was only ten years old. I remember once, the summer I was around twelve, teeing off and all, and having a hunch that all of a sudden, I'd see Allie. So I did, and sure enough, he was sitting on his bike outside the fence - there was this fence that went all around the course - and he was sitting there, about a hundred and fifty yards behind me, watching me tee off. That's the kind of red hair he had. God, he was nice kid, though. He used to laugh so hard at something he thought of at the dinner table that he just about fell off his chair. I was only thirteen and they were going to have me psychoanalyzed and all, because I broke all the windows in the garage. I don't blame them. I really don't. I slept in the garage the night he died, and I broke all the goddam windows with my fist, just for the hell of it. I even tried to break all the windows on the station wagon we had that summer, but my hand couldn't do it. It was a very stupid thing to do, I'll admit, but I didn't even know I was doing it, and you didn't know Allie. My hand still hurts me once in a while, when it rains and all, and I can't make a real fist any more - not a tight one, I mean - but outside of that I don't care much. I mean I'm not going to be a goddam surgeon or violinist or anything anyway.

“Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids and nobody’s around — nobody big, I mean — except me. And I’m standing at the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff — I mean if they’re running and don’t look where they’re going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That’s all I’d do all day. I’d just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it’s crazy, but that’s the only thing I’d like to be. I know it’s crazy.”



Sunday, May 5, 2013

Days without you IV


I watched 'Samantha Who’ today and I laughed hard. Bhai doesn’t enjoy watching tv series so after he was through with IPL I watched it while having dinner. It was nice after a tiring day at Borivali. I came across few nasty things in the morning so I got worked up and was in a pretty foul mood. V called from London and he said he could sense that I am pretty upset… didn’t tell him why but I assured him that I am good after speaking with him.

I am not finding the climate bad now; I am just finding the air rueful. It is like, I have a chip on my shoulder. You know how feeling disordered is? It is like every jot in the universe knows that you are blue so it just shows you how much more gloomy it can get.

I have to go to work tomorrow and it will get crazier. I just hope I do not get to interact with those few irritating clowns at work. And I get back home fine.
The moon has a faint glow again and the smoke laden sky looks dark and gloomy. It looks so metaphorical outside. An artist can look at the sullen sky, dip his creative nib in this ether and come up with a stroke of genius. 

Friday, May 3, 2013

Days without you III


Mumbai has become hot...really hot. Today while I was coming back from my office canteen to my building I reckoned how excruciating the heat has become. The dry, parched land and the blinding sun flashing ruthlessly on you is too much to take.  I went out with an office colleague. She had some stuff to buy and I tagged along for buying few goodies. But stepping out of air conditioned office became a huge mistake. M kept on talking about her visitors at home, how her fridge went bad last night and how Gujarat is hotter than any other place.  After walking for sometimes and then settling for the shuttle she reckoned that the jerking sun has become a streak of fire and if we do not run for our lives, we will roast.

I am waiting for the monsoon. I am desperately waiting for V to come back here, in our home. And when rain comes, we will sit on our wooden chairs in our huge balcony… we will talk weather and will admire the small trinkets of clouds and small puddles which will appear because of heavy rains. We will listen to the pitter-patter of rains and will adoringly glance at each other. Then V and I will sip on our hot coffee porcelain mugs and will think how beautiful life is.

My fancy head is accumulating throngs of wants… they are piling faster than some tarantine movie.