Though the last movie I saw was MBKD, I have nothing to say about it but have tons to talk about Bodyguard. I have read multiple reviews of the movie and had the chance to watch it since my husband works for Reliance Entertainment. (The understated meaning is: I could not have screwed money for this, though I admit I watched Dabang twice!)
Let us first come to the plot of Bodyguard: Honestly the plot has nothing! There is no story or flow. Even if you missed a scene or two from the movie, the movie would appear the same.
I kept on wondering through the movie:
- Why did Salman patronize raj Babbar, was saving him from an accident reason enough?
- Why were the villains hell bent on killing Kareena and not Babbar
- Why all of a sudden the villains came, fought and died (mind you, Salman didn’t even get a scratch)
- Why did Salman vibrate all the time his phone rang?
- Was only a fight scene enough to woo Kareena?
- Salman read a thick diary in gross 5 minutes, which his child took (don’t know how many) days to finish and understand (Makes me wonder, Is he the next Rajnikant?)
The movie of course has done remarkably well and it is raining profit for the film, I have no clue why… Enjoy the movie for its stale poor jokes made by Tsunami (soreness of his jokes were proportional to his size), Kareena’s outfits (nice colors and designs) and the confusing story. The shock element of the movie is actually scripted in such a way that it looks like the script writer had to fritter away few pieces of useless writing in the trash so he took the entire excerpt and drafted it in this new script. The movie is only for Salman’s fans who would pour adulations for his good looks, good looks and good looks!
